WOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE!!!
Hooray for my hogs, as they eviscerated Kansas State today in the Liberty Bowl 45-23. Wooo pig! But the highlight of today’s game wasn’t our beautifully dreadlocked running back Alex Collins’ 185 yards and three touchdowns– rather, it was the shiny metallic helmets Arkansas sported on the field. Reminded me a lot of the lone red metallic Christmas ball hanging from my sad Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
the resemblance is uncanny
Arkansas really should have had a better season this year, but early injuries = early losses, and we got off to a rough start. Had everyone been healthy this season, I have no doubt that my Arkansas Razorbacks would have competed for an SEC title. But that’s the story of 2015: missed opportunities and what-ifs. That’s just life, I guess.
mostly missed, I reckon
I’ve spent this entire weekend sick out of my head and watching bowl games, and I’m ending the night watching what must be the most sadly-named of all the bowl games: the “Motel 6 Cactus Bowl.” The saddest of plants in the saddest of motels really plays at the heart strings of loneliness. Ah, the poor, lonely cactus… wondering why no one wants to hug him.